Teday be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Happy Holidays te all ye Pastafarians out there. Teday I wore me Magic of Orlando pirates shirt after practice, and Patrick celebrated all-out with hat and a rum toffe candy he pludered from Mrs. Fisher's cache. Me sidekick, one-eyed Pistol Pete, the chipmunk, got an eyepatch fer today, and I carried him 'round to stir up the passion for the holiday. I be pretty sure most of the school knew, yar, by the end of the day. It be a good day.

Even the girl on the new show on TV has an eyepatch, yar. It be a good day.

YARR. =^n.n^=