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Bohemian RhapSTD
Aug. 6th, 2005 07:31 amThe parody is finished! Feel free to share, as long as you give credit to us!
"Bohemian RhapSTD" (copyright Diane Buchwalder, Chris Fisher, and Matt Ehrhart)
Is this some real strife--
Is this just fantasy--
Caught on the bad side--
No escape from this STD--
Open your eyes
Look up "virus" and see--
It's a disease and it is called HPV--
Because they're easy come, laser go,
Some, they stay, and they show,
Anyway the thing goes, better get away from me,
--from me--
Mama, just met this man,
I climbed up in his bed,
Several years passed,now he's dead,
Mama,l ook what AIDS has done,
But now the thing has blown my life away--
Mama, ooo,
This thing has made me cry--
If it's still here and there this time tomorrow--
I'll go on, I'll go on, even though it really matters--
Too late, bed time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine--
Body's itching all the time,
Goodbye, everybody--I've got to go--
Gotta take the doctor's test and face the truth--
Mama, ooo--
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd listened more in sex ed!
I see a tiny little spot-thing, kind of tanned,
Oh my toosh, oh my toosh, think i gave birth to a mango--
Ow my stomach's tightening--this disease is frightening me--
Vaginitis, Vaginitis,
Vaginitis, Vaginitis,
Vaginitis, Vaginitis, let me go--Let me go--
I'm just a poor kid, too many people love me--
Yeah, just a poor kid, stuck with hepatitis B--
Spare kids their lives from this monstrosity--
Easy come laser go--, will you let me go--
Crabs they, ah! No--, it will not let you go--let me go--
Crabs they, ah! It will not let you go-- let me go
Crabs they, ah! It will not let you go-- let me go
Will not let you go--let me go
Will not let you go--let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no--
Gonorrhea, gonorrhea, gonorrhea let me go--
Oh no, zebub gives an STD to me, scabies--
scabies--
So you think you can have me and ruin my life--
So you think you can love me and leave me to die--
Oh baby--You gave me a baby--
It's just gotta come out--wants to come right out of here--
Nothing really matters,
Except this darn baby,
Nothing really matters--, nothing really matters with STDs,
Anything from street hos...
~~=^n.n^= Enjoy!
[EDIT] I compltetly forgot to say that the zebub is some sort of parasitic fly that we found while using a rhyme dictionary to find a rhyme for "Beelzebub." I have no idea if they spread any kind of diseases, but I think they live in Africa anyway.
Rock on, zebubs.
"Bohemian RhapSTD" (copyright Diane Buchwalder, Chris Fisher, and Matt Ehrhart)
Is this some real strife--
Is this just fantasy--
Caught on the bad side--
No escape from this STD--
Open your eyes
Look up "virus" and see--
It's a disease and it is called HPV--
Because they're easy come, laser go,
Some, they stay, and they show,
Anyway the thing goes, better get away from me,
--from me--
Mama, just met this man,
I climbed up in his bed,
Several years passed,now he's dead,
Mama,l ook what AIDS has done,
But now the thing has blown my life away--
Mama, ooo,
This thing has made me cry--
If it's still here and there this time tomorrow--
I'll go on, I'll go on, even though it really matters--
Too late, bed time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine--
Body's itching all the time,
Goodbye, everybody--I've got to go--
Gotta take the doctor's test and face the truth--
Mama, ooo--
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd listened more in sex ed!
I see a tiny little spot-thing, kind of tanned,
Oh my toosh, oh my toosh, think i gave birth to a mango--
Ow my stomach's tightening--this disease is frightening me--
Vaginitis, Vaginitis,
Vaginitis, Vaginitis,
Vaginitis, Vaginitis, let me go--Let me go--
I'm just a poor kid, too many people love me--
Yeah, just a poor kid, stuck with hepatitis B--
Spare kids their lives from this monstrosity--
Easy come laser go--, will you let me go--
Crabs they, ah! No--, it will not let you go--let me go--
Crabs they, ah! It will not let you go-- let me go
Crabs they, ah! It will not let you go-- let me go
Will not let you go--let me go
Will not let you go--let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no--
Gonorrhea, gonorrhea, gonorrhea let me go--
Oh no, zebub gives an STD to me, scabies--
scabies--
So you think you can have me and ruin my life--
So you think you can love me and leave me to die--
Oh baby--You gave me a baby--
It's just gotta come out--wants to come right out of here--
Nothing really matters,
Except this darn baby,
Nothing really matters--, nothing really matters with STDs,
Anything from street hos...
~~=^n.n^= Enjoy!
[EDIT] I compltetly forgot to say that the zebub is some sort of parasitic fly that we found while using a rhyme dictionary to find a rhyme for "Beelzebub." I have no idea if they spread any kind of diseases, but I think they live in Africa anyway.
Rock on, zebubs.
