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You know what I realized the solution to my problem is? A classic musical.

HOW DO I NOT OWN OKLAHOMA OR THE SOUND OF MUSIC. Not even Little Shop on DVD, daaaaaamn. Just that old VCR recording that I think Papa might have taped (because the intro and the credits are cut off).

I have... ~zero~... musicals here with me. Dammit. How did I get this far with zero musicals? Semi-musicals don't count. Enchanted's out. Oh wait, I have Hairspray, but that is far from a classic. ARGH. I NEED THAT RETRO-NESS.

Yeah... so.

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You know what I realized the solution to my problem is? A classic musical.

HOW DO I NOT OWN OKLAHOMA OR THE SOUND OF MUSIC. Not even Little Shop on DVD, daaaaaamn. Just that old VCR recording that I think Papa might have taped (because the intro and the credits are cut off).

I have... ~zero~... musicals here with me. Dammit. How did I get this far with zero musicals? Semi-musicals don't count. Enchanted's out. Oh wait, I have Hairspray, but that is far from a classic. ARGH. I NEED THAT RETRO-NESS.

Yeah... so.

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Watching Elf... How did I not ever notice that the "news" footage of Buddy in Central Park is supposed to look like the bigfoot footage? Haha, see, that sort of random shit is why I love Will Ferrel.

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Watching Elf... How did I not ever notice that the "news" footage of Buddy in Central Park is supposed to look like the bigfoot footage? Haha, see, that sort of random shit is why I love Will Ferrel.

shamalamadingdong

tabs tabs tabs. Know what that means? LINKSPAAAAAAAAM

Google cut a deal with Life or something, and now there are tons of cool old photos searchable on Google. So cool.

Know how I mentioned diamonds are like a big red "RANT BUTTON" for me? Here's a really good primer, 10 Facts You Should Know About Diamonds.

So there's this thing called the Moscow Millionaire Fair. Basically, if you're filthy rich, you go to buy expensive shit and get ripped off by businesses. From the BBC's coverage, I love this quote: "A gold baby's dummy is on offer. Fashion writer Alexander Vassiliev says taste among the new rich is unsophisticated. "I don't think there is any elegance," he says." So basically... They're spending to show they're rich, with no discretion. Aren't we a great world, folks? It's like million-dollar trailer-trash. However, it did result in the wickedst supervillain chair of all time. I mean, seriously, folks, that is how you dominate a room. Oh no you don't, you're not getting anywhere within a ten-foot radius of me, fuckers

Ten Incredibly Dangerous Doctors. Creeeeeeepyyyyyyyy.

EMILY STRANGE RIPPED OFF NATE THE GREAT. DAMN, people. DAMN. Fucking unoriginal douchebags. I love those cats... And now I hate them, no matter how coercively adorable they may be.

Cat Haiku. I particularly love these:

oh, I scratched the couch
does that upset you? you mad?
you had me neutered

(That sounds like it came from Family Guy.)

yes, I have nine lives
and I’m spending one with you
thank me with tuna

from high on my perch
I rule over all below
also, I’m stuck

when I sneeze, it’s cute
when I barf up grass, you’re mad
make up your damn mind

Dude, some guy's Creative Commons picture got put in Iron Man. SAH-WEET

ALSO THEY'RE BRINGING BACK TDK FOR JANUARY

FUCK YEAH, IMAX

shamalamadingdong

tabs tabs tabs. Know what that means? LINKSPAAAAAAAAM

Google cut a deal with Life or something, and now there are tons of cool old photos searchable on Google. So cool.

Know how I mentioned diamonds are like a big red "RANT BUTTON" for me? Here's a really good primer, 10 Facts You Should Know About Diamonds.

So there's this thing called the Moscow Millionaire Fair. Basically, if you're filthy rich, you go to buy expensive shit and get ripped off by businesses. From the BBC's coverage, I love this quote: "A gold baby's dummy is on offer. Fashion writer Alexander Vassiliev says taste among the new rich is unsophisticated. "I don't think there is any elegance," he says." So basically... They're spending to show they're rich, with no discretion. Aren't we a great world, folks? It's like million-dollar trailer-trash. However, it did result in the wickedst supervillain chair of all time. I mean, seriously, folks, that is how you dominate a room. Oh no you don't, you're not getting anywhere within a ten-foot radius of me, fuckers

Ten Incredibly Dangerous Doctors. Creeeeeeepyyyyyyyy.

EMILY STRANGE RIPPED OFF NATE THE GREAT. DAMN, people. DAMN. Fucking unoriginal douchebags. I love those cats... And now I hate them, no matter how coercively adorable they may be.

Cat Haiku. I particularly love these:

oh, I scratched the couch
does that upset you? you mad?
you had me neutered

(That sounds like it came from Family Guy.)

yes, I have nine lives
and I’m spending one with you
thank me with tuna

from high on my perch
I rule over all below
also, I’m stuck

when I sneeze, it’s cute
when I barf up grass, you’re mad
make up your damn mind

Dude, some guy's Creative Commons picture got put in Iron Man. SAH-WEET

ALSO THEY'RE BRINGING BACK TDK FOR JANUARY

FUCK YEAH, IMAX

Yes... I should be studying.

( mememememememe )

Yes... I should be studying.

( mememememememe )

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Oh my god, I just saw a Family Guy in which Stewie dances with Gene Kelly. Actually Gene Kelly. Totally rounds out my top three Family Guy favorite episodes.

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Oh my god, I just saw a Family Guy in which Stewie dances with Gene Kelly. Actually Gene Kelly. Totally rounds out my top three Family Guy favorite episodes.