...roiiiight.

[mercat]

Saw I am Legend yesterday. (Warning! Spoilers ahead.) Um. Yeah. So, I heard from everyone that it was really scary, and that they all came out being paranoid about those mutated-vampiric-humans jumping out at them. No. You know what? I feel ripped off. That ending was crap. Actually, everyone I went with thought the ending was crap. First of all, if these vampires can't break through that glass, why didn't he put that on his house instead of steel doors? And yeah, the blasts outside may have blown the ones on the windows, but the vampires busted right through the ones to the lab, and then clearly got stopped by the enclosure. Also, WHERE DID THE BUTTERFLY THING COME FROM? That came out of nowhere. Bwuh. AND THEN! There was room in the coal chute. What he should have done was put in the girl who was being cured with them. OR, you know, thrown the grenade and hopped in. If he put the girl in they would have had more than enough blood to find a cure as well as did they not have to refrigerate the sample or whatever?! Ugh. However, if I were the writers I would have had him throw the blood sample (which is what I thought he was going to do at first) and have them go crazy over it and eat it and have it cure them, and then not break through the glass. But whatever. =/

What I really want to know is, who looked at Bob Marley music and said, "Damn, this would make a sweet vampire movie."

Though I do laud them on their use of not having any music. It was quite effective.

But... Planes to bomb the bridges? And then how did Anna and her son get there? Whatever. They really could have done better with that movie.

Damn, also it's been TEN YEARS since Austin Powers first came out. Which I was kind of surprised, but then I thought about it and it makes sense. I only remember the rumors about Austin Powers III and then remembering it came out theatres (though I don't think I went to see it).

Eh, important things to talk about today, no?

Soooo... twelfth day of Christmas, right?

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the LJ gave to me--SierraMist Holiday Hawk,

a cute music video,
a funny movie parody,
a Bit of Fry and Laurie,
Aqua/Indy techno,
bearded singing nuns,
tiny kittens miaowing,
CHRISTMASYYYY MIIICHAEEEEL CRAWFOOOOOORD
Chicago and some children,
Straight No Chaser singing,
God Rest Ye lights a-blinking,
and a "happy holidays" so merry!

So Merry Christmas! =)

So Johnny and Pat and I went sledding yesterday, which was fun, except that the snow wasn't good for it, even though it looked like it would be. And then they both tackled me twice so today my head has been utterly killing me. =/ I can't turn it at all. Oooooow...

Comments

[malanai.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I should have mentioned with my review that I am a big coward with an overactive imagination ^_~

[mercat.livejournal.com]

Haha, no, it's okay, I heard it from tons of people. Plus I'm the loser who sits in the theatre and laughs at ridiculous things that make you turn around and stare at me and think "what the hell is wrong with her?!" =P

[malanai.livejournal.com]

I am apparently able to suspend all belief. When everyone else has figured out the plot five minutes into the movie, I'm the one walking out going "I never saw it coming!" ^_~

[mercat.livejournal.com]

I used to be that way, but my friends trained me so well that sometimes even good movies seem to be full of plot holes! It's frustrating, but at the same time it's sort of fun. =P

[clarinet-elf.livejournal.com]

Just so you know, your 12 days of Christmas videos were quite excellent. :)

[mercat.livejournal.com]

Thanks! =) I love making holiday posts. =P At first I was just looking up fun Christmas stuff, but then I started pulling out some of my favorites. I think I might have to make another post of YouTube favorites--I have waaaay too many, and I love them. ;P