Uh, this probably took me an hour to read.

( the best shaggy dog story in the history of jokes )

Ohhhh my god I can't believe I edited the whole thing for spacing issues and I'm anal retentive enough to go back and edit all the quotation marks, ellipses, and apostrphes because they're not the right font.

Otherwise, still feels very Twilight Zonish.

Uh, this probably took me an hour to read.

( the best shaggy dog story in the history of jokes )

Ohhhh my god I can't believe I edited the whole thing for spacing issues and I'm anal retentive enough to go back and edit all the quotation marks, ellipses, and apostrphes because they're not the right font.

Otherwise, still feels very Twilight Zonish.