WOW...10 hours of my life... out the window.

[mercat]

UM...so. I just wasted 10 hours of my life reading this hilarious thing, which now has me saying " MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY!"

But I won't give you the link until I leave for Spain, when I won't be able to update. I also realized that I need a better sense of humor, where I say random things like- uh- oh wait. I don't have anything. I need more training. (*MUST-WASTE-HOURS-READING-POSTS-AGAIN!*)

So... yesterday I broke my tooth drinking water.

Well, I borke (...ha ha. I meant BROKE.) my FAKE tooth (only the corner) that I actually broke in 3rd grade. Which my dad fixed. So now he has to fix it again tomorrow.

And, as more entertainment (when I had started to have a little bit more of that sense of humor that's hidden somewhere in the chutney squishees...), I present to you, the creation of a text-based adventure (coming to a computer system near you!):

(Setting: I was talking to David online and we had a party. THAT'S RIGT. WITOUT YOU. [AAAGG! "H." KEY. NOT. WORKING!!!!!] Aaand it morphed into this. Have fun! You might play next.) This really did start sanely.

indyana88: a blue glowstick sits in front of you. what is yournext step? You can DRINK IT or THROW IT AWAY.
Mr Popo236: Go NORTH
indyana88: um, you can't get ye flask
Mr Popo236: Throw baby into river
indyana88: no river.
Mr Popo236: Look around
indyana88: there is a cat on the counter, an empty glowstick in the trash bin, the blue one in front of you, a pizza in the oven, and a photoshopped picture that says "my hed iz pastede on yay"
indyana88: I think you might be locked in the room.
Mr Popo236: Poke Diane
indyana88: Diane screams. "How did you find me?"
indyana88: you can ANSWER or um...ignore her.
Mr Popo236: Answer her
indyana88: what do you want to say?
Mr Popo236: I like your hat
Mr Popo236: And "The blue owls flies at emerald seven"
indyana88: Diane takes the Indy hat off her head. "Oh, well, you'll only find the door if you use the glowstick." she turns to leave. "and the pizza."
indyana88: oh yeah, and there's a crap load o squash on the floor.
Mr Popo236: Cling to Diane's shoe
indyana88: oh, too bad, you slipped on the squash. Diane sits there watching you.
indyana88: "I forgot you'll have to find the door before any of us can get out."
Mr Popo236: Find door
indyana88: like I said: pizza+glowstick+other stuff in room=door
Mr Popo236: Put glowstick on pizza
indyana88: The glowstick sticks out of the pizza at a very odd angle. now what?
Mr Popo236: Put pizza on Diane
indyana88: Diane now has a pizza on her head with a glowstick sticking out the top. now what?
Mr Popo236: Well, hey, I think I'm going to pass out at any moment now, so I better go before I fall on the keyboard. We'll have to pick up this text-based adventure another time, just hold that pose for a while
indyana88: ok



Aaaaaandd then I told him to take hallucinogenic medicines because those are the most fun. Ah, I remember those monkeys on the wall. And the Toxic Raspberries.

I really, really should start a band called the Toxic Raspberries.

NOTE TO SELF: start band. get new band name. eat more chocolate from easter baskets.

Comments

[the-unforgiven7.livejournal.com]

..yeah but with out the drugs you have no reason....it's just creepy.