Gonna get struck by lightning, but it doesn't phase me in the least.

[mercat]

So we're watching that "new 10 commandments" TV movie...and...holy crap... it's awful. It only roughly follows the story, so far, and it's so easy to mock.

And seriously, you wouldn't think my entire family would be making fun of it, yet we are.

Moses just got bitchslapped by his momma. LOL. I suppose I shall do a running commentary of sorts, in the midst of doing my spanish homework.

Right...so apparently the castle is in BFE... Where's the town? And that big river, oh what was it called...

Ooh, Moses just got in a knife-fight. He's one bad mofo.

What is that old man, Tibetan? WTF, thick woolen coat.

Goat-calls, now. =^0.o^=

Moses and his wife are now married in their traditional garb, a mix of African and Native American. (?!)

Ok, enough of this. I'm the only one mocking it anymore and I have too much homework. Maybe if it's on another night, I'll continue.

[EDIT] ?! What's with the heavy British accents everywhere?

Moses Luke Moses... I am your father who I am... Well, I'm your Father, too, but you know, chillax and get back to those crazy goat people (who are for some reason worshipping a calf they don't have...?!)