a knife fight, or something

[mercat]

So I went out and rode my bike about 40 miles today (Mmm, Young's Dairy...). Yay, I can't wait for TOSRV. However, I did manage to get in a fight with the pavement, and this is kind of how it went down (pun intended):

Squirrely Girl: *is about 8* *is riding in a perfectly straight line*
Me: Oh, yay, she knows what she's doing!
Me: Passing on your left!
Squirrely Girl: *gets squirrely*
Squirrely Girl: *moves left*
Concrete: You're goin' down, biatch.
Me: O RLY?
Ditch: YA RLY
Me: O SHT
Concrete: *is rocky*
My Elbow: *is shredded*
My Calf: *is hairless*
My feet: *are stuck in the clips*
Squirrely Girl: *is clueless*


...Yeah...My leg feels like it was exfoliated with Mount Everest. OK, it's not that bad, but, hey, I won't have to shave there for awhile.

Things I learned today: Bandaids do not hurt as much to get pulled off if you just shaved your legs. yay.

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*laughs hysterically* Diane, you rock. ^_^