A short post because Jess is still over here.
How the Pirates of the Caribbean is like Indiana Jones:
First Movie: Treasure, sorry, you can't have it.
Second movie: No treasure, but an artifact, sorry, you can't have it. And men in turbans falling into gorges.
Third Movie (predicted, obviously): Save Dad. s. Because whatshisface signed on for Jack's dad-dad-daddio. X marks the spot?