The Daily Adventures of Mercat

I'm trying to compile a list of all my favorite Christmas songs. Unfortunately, we had computer problems so several of my songs were lost into forever from the crashes. I hope there is some way itunes can let us get them back. ARGH! Anyway, here's the list of all I can think of so far:

A Child's Prayer- Chicago (from Chicago 35--I love this CD)
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen- Manheim Steamroller
Deck the Halls (?)- Manheim Steamroller
The Holly and the Ivy- Manheim Steamroller
Oy to the World- No Doubt
?????- by Josh Groban (it was really popular last year, dammit)
Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rhum- Jimmy Buffet
Mele Kalikimaka- Jimmy Buffet
All I Want for Christmas is You- Mariah Carey
All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth- ???
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer- ???
Rusty Chevrolet- ???
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas- ???
The Twelve Days of Christmas- ??? and the Muppets
I'm Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas- ???
The Chipmunks Christmas Song (?)- ??? and the Chipmunks (Alvin, Theodore, and ???)
The Christmas Shoes- Newsong (I can't believe they made a movie out of this for TV. And did you see the actors? WTF. WHAT THE FRICK. WHAT THE HELL. NO.)

Anyway, I'm sure there are more out there somewhere... in the gazillions of CDs with Christmas music my dad has stored away... I'm going to go see if I can rescue my Christmas music from itunes.

Oh: Ok, first of all; "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music is NOT A CHRISTMAS SONG. Nor is it A WINTER SONG. It is a personal song not affiliated with any season, but with the ENTIRE LIFE OF ONE PERSON. WTF, GET IT OFF THE RADIO. Number 2; if you're going to sing "All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth" you better be singing with a lisp. Otherwise THE IRONY AND POINT OF THE WHOLE SONG IS THEREFORE GONE. The refrain is "tho I could with you Merry Chrithmath." Get it? That's why there has to be a lisp. Otherwise it's, "So I could wish you Merry Christmas." YOU JUST DID, DUMBASS. Number 3; "Hallelujah" by Handel (I think?) IS A FREAKING EASTER SONG. "HALLELUJAH," GET IT? NOT A CHRISTMAS SONG. WTF, GET IT OFF THE RADIO. I'M NOT PLAYING IT FOR A CHRISTMAS CONCERT EVER AGAIN. EVER. Number 4; also, Pachelbel's Canon? NOT A HOLIDAY SONG EITHER! It's just A SONG! Way to market is as a Christmas Song, you Music-Know-Nothing-Crackheads who work in MARKETING.

Oh, and a Merry Christmahanakwaanzadansticeule to you, too!