Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[mercat]

I actually am working on writing a legitimate entry, but I wanted to get this down. I do not personally have any attachment to Chuck Norris, but I find the whole humor of Chuck Norris jokes to be absolutely fantastic. I just came across this one and I decided I need to keep track of (so I actually remember) my favorites. Like the Google one.

Feel free to leave a comment with your favorite(s)...

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Okay!

There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist.

Little kids wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero. And count to infinity.

- David M.

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I made a whole other post...